Really. Some People.
Me: How can I help man?
Idiot: I’d like a full bodysuit. Shoulders to feet.
Me: Awesome, that’s a big undertaking though.
Idiot: Yeah… Uh… How much?
Me: What? How much? You want a price for a FULL bodysuit?
Idiot: Yeah, how much for it. The whole thing.
Me: Seriously? Well… You’re talking probably 150 hours work man. So realistically between 5-7 grand.
Idiot: JESUS! Five Grand???
Me: Yeah, but possibly 7. Shit, maybe 10. You’re talking about a few years work here. What, did you think we’d charge you £40?
Idiot: Well the shop up the road (Which, is fucking TERRIBLE might I add) just quoted me a thousand.
Me: Well I suggest that you go back there then.

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